I’ve spent my share of time in a CQB kill house and more than my fair share of time playing Call of Duty.

I just don’t think Call of Duty players could stay quiet this long under any circumstances.

That and none of them said they slept with each other’s mothers.

And, because it would be sexist to only show male gamers addicted to Call of Duty, I give you this:



'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3' game launch at GAME store in London 2011



About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.