Bacon. Suppressors. Automatic Weapons. These are a few of my favorite things.

In what maybe the most American video ever posted to YouTube, Top Shot Season 3 champion Dustin Ellerman managed to combine all three and prevent trichinosis all in one awesome video

According to the description on YouTube,

Competitive shooter Dustin Ellermann has found a creative way to prepare breakfast in the wild – he puts rashers of bacon around a silencer attached to an M16 assault rifle, wraps them in tin foil, and fires until the meat starts smoking. It apparently takes several minutes and 90 rounds to cook the bacon.

Before you get your panties in a bunch, assault rifle is the correct term here. Calm down.

Now, who else wants some bacon?

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About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.