A burglar picked the wrong home when he targeted 92-year-old Joe Milspa, a World War II veteran, and his trusty 1911.

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Armed with an ax, the intruder first tried to “Here’s Johnny!” his way through the front door. Hearing the noise, Milspa grabbed his Model 1911 handgun and approached the door – that’s when police say “he suddenly saw an exterior glass window of the home shatter, followed by the suspect attempting to crawl into his home through the window”.

“Just as I got around the corner on him with his axe. He poked around, I let off a shot and he took off,” Milspa told reporters.

The burglar was not hit but did drop his ax as well as several other items.

“I could have shot him right in the head between the eyes. But I didn’t want to do that. I would have been in trouble,” Milspa said.

The suspect is described as a man in his mid to late 20’s with a dark complexion.

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Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.