YES! The evil scourge of parents everywhere has finally been eliminated thanks to world champion shooter Jerry Miculek!

In this Jurassic Park parody video, Jerry takes out Barney while espousing the benefits of the legendary SPAS-12 shotgun.

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Since the people who own Barney would have a fit if Jerry said that’s what it was, he instead claims it’s “Barney’s unlicensed brother… Bernard”. But we all know who really ate those slugs.

Speaking of eating slugs, check out this still from the video where you can clearly see the round about to strike “Bernard” in the head.

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That is so much more satisfying than I expected it to be.

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Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.