One moment you’re cruising along on your motorcycle with thoughts of jihad, next moment your splattered across the desert wondering why you were dumb enough to think you were getting 72 virgins.

That’s how it played out for these Taliban motorcycle riders when they ran into the all-seeing eye in the sky.

Well, that and the all-destroying 30mm Cannon of Doom on the front of the A-10 Warthog (officially known as the GAU-8 Avenger).

Here they are just cruising along down the desert:

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And there they went, to the sound of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT:

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No more terrorists today.

About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.