A shoplifter’s daring escape was foiled when she plowed face first into a glass revolving door. It’s glorious.

The girl can be seen clearly running away on the Baymont Mall security footage when she is stopped cold by… physics.

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She hits the door so hard she cracks the glass.

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After seeing her get mauled by a door, her partner in crime is smart enough to wave off on approach and go through the other door.

According to the YouTube description of the video:

It was a case of living the hard-knock life for one local shoplifter after she was filmed running into a revolving glass door at the Baywest Mall.

It is not known whether the woman sustained any injuries and no arrests have been made.

About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter’s political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it’s almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross).

When he’s not writing he’s celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.