Michelle Dobyne may have just given the best interview of 2016 after her apartment building caught on fire, sending residents fleeing into the streets. As she told reporters:


“Aw, man, the building is on fire,” Dobyne said. “I said ‘no, what?’ I got my three kids and we bounced out. Nuh-uh, we ain’t gon be in no fire. Not today.”

Property manager David Bryan said Dobyne’s gregarious nature is pretty typical for the community: They’re already all taking care of each other.”

The complex will not have power for several days so the local Red Cross opened a shelter at a nearby church.

Bryan said there will be armed security guards on the property until the power comes back on and residents return home.

About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.