“We don’t dial 911,” says the sign above the front door. Below that is a metal sculpture of a revolver.

Yet one Indiana thug decided to press his luck by breaking in anyway, while carrying a walkie-talkie and several sets of zip ties.

Just after noon, a mother heard somebody breaking into the baby’s room and armed herself with a handgun.

Police say the intruder fired first, but the mom fired more accurately, with multiple rounds striking him and putting him out of commission.

“He broke in through the baby’s window, ok, and when he was coming out the door, my sister was coming out her bedroom door, he aimed and shot at her first and then she shot him,” said Eddie Ballard, the woman’s brother.

The intruder was taken to the hospital while both mom and the baby were unharmed.

About Hunter Roosevelt

Hunter's political beliefs are always evolving. Not really. He can be seen supporting whichever side has the hotter women so it's almost always the conservative side (have you seen the hippy chicks? Gross). When he's not writing he's celebrating the resurgence of his beloved Florida Gators and New York Mets.